Poultry Picasso Gifts

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Cock A Doodle

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"