Pumpkin Picasso Gifts

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Kid doing cave paintings

Cock A Doodle

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Scary stuff

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

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'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"It was a botched surgery."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Make it look like an accident"

Pumpkin Time!

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

Halloween sculptor