Poultry Perfectionist Gifts

'Dedication to one's profession can be carried to extremes, Stillwell.'

Bobby-Ray tries to become a chicken breeder

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Bullseye!

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Football Crazy.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.