Pet Perfectionist Gifts

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

How to be your own best friend...

'Do yo think his beak need trimming?'

Putting insist on clean underwear each morning, and a freshly ironed dog.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Perfection

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"It's all about appealing to my target demographic."

Social lens of the photojournalist

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"Don't make me look fat!"

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Womens dressing rooms.