Sophisticated Pet Pamperer Gifts

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."