Poultry Industry Workers Gifts

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Ghostbasters 3

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen