Poultry Industry Workers Pillows

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Another day in the Splenda mines

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

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Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Step on it, Larry.'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"