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'Now that's an afro!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Thanks

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

House plants

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

The Cactus Reader

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Pollution.

"She's had a lot of work done."

Puppy and Kitten.

Gardeners

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Garden Centre

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

Balcony hot air balloon.

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

Gardener

'The woodpecker is extra.'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

'New plant? New hairdo?'

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

Topiary chicken lays an egg.