Potted Plant Pontiff Gifts

"What are you in for?"

'Now that's an afro!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Thanks

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

What your house plant says about you...

House plants

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

The Cactus Reader

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Pollution.

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Garden Centre

Puppy and Kitten.

Gardeners

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

' Isn't it great the way the eyes follow you around the room?'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Balcony hot air balloon.

'The woodpecker is extra.'

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

'New plant? New hairdo?'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

Gardener

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."