Palace Perennial Gifts

'Now that's an afro!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Labor Day Flowers

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Money Plant.

Thanks

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"What are you in for?"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

Ecological Therapy

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

What your house plant says about you...

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

House plants

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Beefeater

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"