Potato Patroller T-Shirts

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Stupid Microwave

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Couch Potatoes

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

The Hypnotato,

Spud dating.

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Mash-test Dummies.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

Spudhenge

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Mr. Tater Tot

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin