Potato Patroller Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful and playful gift for someone who’s passionate about potatoes and creative culinary adventures? Our Potato Patroller-themed products are designed to add humor and personality to their kitchen or creative space. Whether they’re a kitchen hero or a culinary enthusiast, these items celebrate their love for potatoes with a funny, creative twist.

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'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.' mockup

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

from $19.00

Night of the Latkes

from $19.00

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.' mockup

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

from $19.00

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!"" mockup

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

from $19.00

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat! mockup

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

from $19.00

Please buzz off. That's my flower! mockup

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

from $19.00

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?" mockup

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

from $19.00

Stupid Microwave

from $19.00

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!" mockup

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

from $19.00

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy." mockup

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

from $19.00

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns." mockup

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

from $19.00

Couch Potatoes

from $19.00

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!" mockup

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

from $19.00

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise." mockup

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

from $19.00

"I just explained 'kugel' to him." mockup

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

from $19.00

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

from $19.00

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash. mockup

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

from $19.00

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs." mockup

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

from $19.00

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!" mockup

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

from $19.00

"You have such beautiful eyes."

from $19.00

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?' mockup

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

from $19.00

The Hypnotato,

from $19.00

Spud dating.

from $19.00

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?" mockup

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

from $19.00

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

from $19.00

Mash-test Dummies.

from $19.00

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips mockup

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

from $19.00

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

from $19.00

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato. mockup

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

from $19.00

Spudhenge

from $19.00

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.' mockup

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

from $19.00

Mr. Tater Tot

from $19.00

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin mockup

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

from $19.00

Potato Patroller Gifts Collection

Potato Patroller Mugs

Explore our range of Potato Patroller mugs to find the perfect funny and creative gift for food lovers and kitchen heroes.

Potato Patroller Pillows

Check out our Potato Patroller pillows to add humor and comfort to their favorite space.

Potato Patroller Prints

Browse our Potato Patroller prints for a quirky, artistic touch that celebrates their culinary creativity.

Potato Patroller T-Shirts

Discover our Potato Patroller t-shirts for a humorous and stylish way to celebrate their foodie passion.