Potato Prankster Gifts

Night of the Latkes

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"It was a botched surgery."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Sale - Eyepod.

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Nice Touch!'

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.