Potato Prankster Gifts

Night of the Latkes

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"It was a botched surgery."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

'Nice Touch!'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

Wordplay: Road Rage