Potluck Prankster Gifts

First Annual Mammal-Dinosaur Potluck

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Beach con-man.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Night of the Latkes

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Church Basement Foodie

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Stag night high jinks.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Doughnut Criminals

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Stock Cube Crossing

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Did you make a wish?'

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'