Potluck Prankster Gifts

First Annual Mammal-Dinosaur Potluck

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Beach con-man.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Night of the Latkes

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Church Basement Foodie

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Doughnut Criminals

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Stock Cube Crossing

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'