Picnic Prankster Gifts

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Beach con-man.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Sunbathing in the park

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Apple harvest."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Listen, you're no picnic, either."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Cheeky Boy

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"It was a professional hit..."

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

Sent to the corner on school sports day.