Picnic Prankster Gifts

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Beach con-man.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Sunbathing in the park

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Apple harvest."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Stag night high jinks.

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Listen, you're no picnic, either."

'Did you make a wish?'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

"It was a professional hit..."

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Cheeky Boy

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'