Picnic Punster Gifts

"Listen, you're no picnic, either."

Tree house.

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

"Hallelujah!"

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Fleas Navidad.

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

Pork Sausage.

"Processed food was his undoing. He was eating a salad sandwich in the warehouse, when a pallet of pork pies fell on him!"

You can't beat a nice bit of skirting!

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'