Picnic Punster Mugs

"Listen, you're no picnic, either."

Tree house.

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Hallelujah!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

Pork Sausage.

"Processed food was his undoing. He was eating a salad sandwich in the warehouse, when a pallet of pork pies fell on him!"

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

You can't beat a nice bit of skirting!

Timmy Gets Solitary.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'