Portion Planner Gifts

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

All you should eat buffet.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

All-Day Breakfast

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

Fruits and vegetables

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Go large or go home!

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'You are what you eat!'

'It serves eight.'

The Dinner Builiding

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'