Portion Planner Pillows

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

I told you we should have split a meal.

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

All you should eat buffet.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

All-Day Breakfast

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

Fruits and vegetables

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Go large or go home!

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

The Dinner Builiding

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'You are what you eat!'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Portions of a thin and fat man.