Portion Control Wizard Pillows

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

All-Day Breakfast

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

I told you we should have split a meal.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Go large or go home!

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Portion control in the Old West

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'You are what you eat!'