Portion Portioner Pillows

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

I told you we should have split a meal.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Fruits and vegetables

Go large or go home!

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'Is it true what they say'