Food Portioning Pillows

'It serves eight.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'It's my favorite.'

All-Day Breakfast

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

Go large or go home!

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Portion control in the Old West

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Diet Food...& lots of it