Food Portioning Gifts

Looking for a gift for a food portioning enthusiast? Our collection captures the humor and precision of managing servings, making mindful eating both fun and stylish. Whether they love measuring, portion control, or just have a good sense of humor about meal sizes, you'll find something that complements their healthy habits and playful personality.

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'It serves eight.'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road." mockup

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert." mockup

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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'It's my favorite.'

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All-Day Breakfast

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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"They should have quit after deep dish."

"They should have quit after deep dish." mockup

"They should have quit after deep dish."

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..." mockup

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

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People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say... mockup

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate." mockup

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags." mockup

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

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"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow." mockup

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

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"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?" mockup

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

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"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar." mockup

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

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'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

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"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control." mockup

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

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Go large or go home!

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I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick. mockup

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

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"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice." mockup

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

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'I'll pay double for half as much.' mockup

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

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"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!" mockup

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

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"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?" mockup

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

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"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive." mockup

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

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Portion control in the Old West

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"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat." mockup

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

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"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money." mockup

"It is way too much food. That's why we charge way too much money."

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"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?" mockup

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

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"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score mockup

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

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Diet Food...& lots of it

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Food Portioning Gifts Collection

Food Portioning Mugs

Discover a range of food portioning mugs that add humor and style to their daily routine. Perfect for anyone who appreciates mindful eating with a splash of fun.

Food Portioning Pillows

Bring humor and comfort to their space with our fun food portioning pillows, perfect for relaxing and celebrating healthy habits.

Food Portioning Prints

Find playful food portioning prints to decorate kitchens and dining areas, inspiring mindful eating with a touch of humor.

Food Portioning T-Shirts

Explore our food portioning t-shirts, designed for those who enjoy stylish, humorous takes on healthy habits and meal management.