Portion Sizes Gifts

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

All-Day Breakfast

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

I told you we should have split a meal.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Go large or go home!

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

Portion control in the Old West

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'