Portion Control Watcher Gifts

'The food you ate in 10 minutes should have lasted 10 days!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

I told you we should have split a meal.

Fruits and vegetables

Go large or go home!

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'