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Portion control in the Old West

Piracy on a boating lake

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Top Hat

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Cell Partners

Guy flying himself.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

Go large or go home!

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"I understand your excitement, but I think you're overdoing it with the heart emojis."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

'You are what you eat!'

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"