Portion Control Fan Gifts

Portion control in the Old West

Piracy on a boating lake

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Mine's camper."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"I understand your excitement, but I think you're overdoing it with the heart emojis."

Top Hat

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Go large or go home!

Cell Partners

"Patti! I can't watch tv without the flipper!...and, yes, I looked everywhere!"

Guy flying himself.

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

Woman uses drone flip flop to squash a bug.