Fraction Fan Gifts

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Bottle Distillery

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Even though I've come this far, I'm still not sure which is the numerator and which is the denominator."

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"