Fraction Fan Pillows

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Hot Pie Therapy

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Bottle Distillery

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

Elf on the Top Shelf