Fraction Fanatic Gifts

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"Since the test is on fractions, I didn't think you would mind if I got a portion of them wrong."

"Even though I've come this far, I'm still not sure which is the numerator and which is the denominator."

"The human brain starts working the moment you're born, and doesn't stop working 'til you get to long division."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"#Win!"

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

World Economic Crisis.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'