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Port Authority Staff Gifts
Looking for a gift for a port authority staff member? Our collection features clever and charming items that acknowledge their essential work managing marine traffic and keeping ports running smoothly. Perfect for bosses, colleagues, or that hardworking friend who keeps things moving at the docks. Find something that brings a smile and shows appreciation for their commitment and expertise.
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
"Tell them we only have romaine!"
'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'
TSA Noah
The World's Easiest Airport
Packed like sardines
"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."
Employee of the Month Parking
"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."
The Scanner Of Love.
"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."
"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."
Disinformation booth.
'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
Limerick Airport
Rubbish Carousel
"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"
"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."
"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."
Two airplanes
"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."
'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'
Airport Bored Rooms
"It's my helper trout!"
'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'
'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'
Flights and Coronavirus
'I work at the airport.'
"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"
The Cashless Society is Here
Port Authority Staff Gifts Collection
Port Authority Staff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed specifically for port authority staff—perfect for their coffee breaks and to add some humor to their day.
Port Authority Staff Pillows
Add personality to their space with pillows that celebrate port authority staff—fun, decorative, and maritime-inspired.
Port Authority Staff Prints
Find the perfect art print for port authority staff—professional yet playful designs that brighten up any room.
Port Authority Staff T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts made for port authority professionals—comfortable, witty, and great for showing off their maritime pride.