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Oil tanker and refinery.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

The World's Easiest Airport

Packed like sardines

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

The Scanner Of Love.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Disinformation booth.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

Rubbish Carousel

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Two airplanes

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Airport Bored Rooms

"It's my helper trout!"

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Flights and Coronavirus

'I work at the airport.'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

The Cashless Society is Here