Port Authority Gifts

Port Security.

Trial by Media

Carefree luggage.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"You've got pussyfooting from 10 to 11, shilly-shallying until 12, then hemming and hawing the rest of the afternoon."

Coming to a consensus.

He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.

'Can you Type?'

'Our limo's here.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'You said bring something blue-veined to go with vintage port.'

Continental marshal

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

The boss is always right.

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'What's this 'H' file?'