Ports Gifts

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

Computer Room.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

I will study my speling words...

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Portrait of a Lady"