Tv Authority Gifts

"That thing gives you a sense of power doesn't it?"

Trial by Media

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Tree house.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Succession 2

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

TV Situations vacant.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

The Plasmas.

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Coming to a consensus.

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.