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"That thing gives you a sense of power doesn't it?"

Trial by Media

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Tree house.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Succession 2

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

The Plasmas.

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

TV Situations vacant.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Coming to a consensus.

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"