Porch Daydreamer Gifts

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Cat king.

You can't get what up

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Just another day at Helium Farm

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

Dreaming pets.

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'I'm usually busy grazing in the morning, but I love the afternoons when I can just lay down, relax and ruminate...'

"The screen porch makes it a home."

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

"Saturdays are for all the reading you can't fit in during the week."

Exercise Bike.

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"

Bed Hammock

"What a beautiful day for a takeover battle."

Frank Stronach talks about his cows. . .

The Prodigal Cat. Well, well, well