Porch Dreamer Gifts

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"I want a pony!"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Angel Swing

Fishy tail.

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

'Roof Gardens the hard way'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

Sheep

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Wading Pool Watercolor

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."

"I'll keep this up until he gets me a real pony!"

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'I'd like to buy you a pony, Harry, but I don't get to keep the offering.'

'I'm hoping to get a pony when I'm older!'

"The screen porch makes it a home."

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

"I'm still waiting on that pony."