Poolside Observer Gifts

"Hey, you. No diving!"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Bankside

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Shake! Good dog."

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Swimming with dad

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Swimming

Escalator Diving Board

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Dive in...

'Right Sir, here we go...'

'Get in the house now!'

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

"Ed just can't seem to relax."