Pool Hall Regular Gifts

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Chick Billiard Ball

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Want to go for a dip?'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Birds cue ball escape.

First Dive

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

"It's the deep end."

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Vampire on a diving board

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Caution Pool Drained.

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

"Corner pocket, I think, but let’s see what Intrade says."