Pool Hall Regular Gifts

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Swimming Champion.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Chick Billiard Ball

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Want to go for a dip?'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Birds cue ball escape.

First Dive

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

"It's the deep end."

Vampire on a diving board

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Musical Snooker

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Caution Pool Drained.

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

"Corner pocket, I think, but let’s see what Intrade says."

"Don't jump, Mr. Harlow. You won the office sports pool!"