Pool Hall Hero Gifts

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

Chick Billiard Ball

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Birds cue ball escape.

Ultimately, Wyatt's curiosity got the better of him.

First Dive

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Vampire on a diving board

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Musical Snooker

Caution Pool Drained.

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

"Corner pocket, I think, but let’s see what Intrade says."

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

Filling up a rooftop pool

The Dangers of Snooker.

Plaster of danger