Pooch Paparazzi Gifts

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

My other dog is a Great Dane.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.