Pooch Paparazzi Pillows

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Dog Wrestling.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

"Let me guess - testicles?"

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Walking The Dog.