Pontiff Putters Gifts

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Tee for Two!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Duh!"

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Boating Reflection

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Golf

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'I thought we'd get a merger agreement, so I arranged for our accountant teams to be on hand.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

Sink the putt or else!

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Golfer's Dog Is His Caddy

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.