"Pierre Trudeau said to stay out of Canadian's bedrooms, but this interesting!"
Polygamy Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the polygamy ponderer? Celebrate their creative thinking and open-minded perspective with witty and thoughtful products that make a statement. Perfect for those who enjoy exploring complex ideas with a touch of humor, our selection offers clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that resonate with their unique worldview.
A woman balances two men on a tightrope.
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.
"What was I thinking?!"
I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.
The Politics of Food.
Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.
'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'
"I have been happily married... three times!"
"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."
'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'
"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."
A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.
Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.
"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."
"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"
'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'
Quantum Breakup
"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"
Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'
"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"
'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'
Psychiatry. I'm starting to take it personally when people say we have a representative government.
Euro smashes other currencies.
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
"Why do you hate leap years?"
"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."
Collateral Damage.
"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"
'You're darn right campaign promises count'
'Clown accused of being illegal gay Republican.'
"Your boyfriend can't even come to the door? Jeez..."
A pregnant Texas with many small children
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