Polyamory Enthusiast Gifts

Polyamory Breakups

"Yes, one of my husbands IS an imposter, but one can get stains out of the carpet and the other can bake, so it all works out."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

'Harriet just became a senior, but she's an oldie, but goodie.'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Quantum Breakup

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'Sorry, my wife can't take your call at the moment. This is her answer phone.'

'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'

"Every night when I go home my wife whispers those three little words, 'wipe your feet'."

Polar Bear Play.

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

"I think it's called a puddle."

Eskimo finds directions board.

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

"Your husband is critical."

Fist bumps in other languages

'Still Snow!'

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

"This is the North Pole. You want the South Pole."

"Must've left the electric blanket on...!"

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

"I'm always recovering from the previous ten minutes of my existence."