Polyamory Enthusiasts Gifts

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Boy on father's knee

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Heart is sewn back together.

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

'Be my Valentine?'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'How much for NO stems?'

Diane Kruger

"This new guy's really good!"

Apple Kiss

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

Quantum Breakup

'I made you a layer cake.'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

"Marry you? This is so sudden, I don't know what to say!"

'Humans age the same way we do, every year is equal to seven years. I know this because Timmy has had a family birthday party, an extended family birthday party, a friend birthday party...

"And where are you off to my Bohemian pagan"

Lance, do you realize that the only thing we have in common is our relationship? Not true, Gloria

'My parents are renewing their wedding vows. . . my mom just notices that my dad had penciled in an expiration date on the marriage license.'