Polyamory Enthusiasts Pillows

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Boy on father's knee

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

Heart is sewn back together.

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

'Be my Valentine?'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

'How much for NO stems?'

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

Apple Kiss

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"This new guy's really good!"

Quantum Breakup

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'Same every Friday. Here we are rushed off our feet and we close in 10 minutes!'

Nerds night out: 'Dibs on Designated Driver.'

"And where are you off to my Bohemian pagan"

"Men are animals! Yes, but some make lovely pets."