Polyamory Ponderer Pillows

"As you probably heard me telling Liz, I'd like to start seeing other twins."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Sex Education

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

Frog Baby Names

Dog Igloo.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Fingers

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

Quantum Breakup

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"The latest numbers are in. More voters want you to drop out than to run."

'It's the end, McEvoy - no tank can take on a German Vagina Dentata!'

'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

The Daisy: 2005

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

Wait for it....

'Don't worry, dear -- The bust is yet to come.'

'In with the warden !'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

'Enough about me. Let's talk about you. But let's not rush into talking about you...'

'So, how does my future look?'