Exploring Polyamory Pillows

Quantum Breakup

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Orator translates in many languages.

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

"Three. How many times you been married?"

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

"Do you, Meredith, better known as Wife Number Three, take this man. . ."

Perky Blinders

Monogamy

Bilingual

A woman balances two men on a tightrope.

"Honey, I know I agreed to an open marriage, but maybe we could close it just a smidge."

"That is not what I call casual sex, Jennifer...I'm exhausted."

"Any idea why the organist is playing 'Here we are again'?"

"As you probably heard me telling Liz, I'd like to start seeing other twins."

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"Yes, one of my husbands IS an imposter, but one can get stains out of the carpet and the other can bake, so it all works out."

"Pierre Trudeau said to stay out of Canadian's bedrooms, but this interesting!"

"This dress seems a little tight. I must've gained a little weight since the last time I wore it."

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

"She's on her fifth soul mate."

'Frigid - who's frigid? - just ask Alistair and Simon and Brett and that chap who came to fix the blinds.'

'Bigamists dramatic society present: 7 brides for 2 Brothers'

"Mr. Goodrich, what say we tell each other our darkest fantasies and start exploring the outer limits of modern sexuality."